I wonder how often this happens...

So the point of this post is not that I subscribed to Match.com (which I did, but let's not talk about that just yet), but rather their amusing legal mumbo-jumbo:

You may resign your Match.com subscription at any time. ...you will not receive a refund unless: 1) you resign within three days of your initial term; 2) you become disabled before the end of your subscription period (such that you are unable to use the services of Match.com); or 3) you die before the end of your subscription period.

Is it just me or does "3) you die before the end of your subscription service" seem a little, I dunno, ineloquent?